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canonical: 'https://mwop.net/blog/72-phpTropics-recap.html'
title: 'php|Tropics recap'
author: "[Matthew Weier O'Phinney](https://mwop.net)"
created: '2005-05-20T22:02:21-05:00'
updated: '2005-05-20T22:54:17-05:00'
tags:
  - php

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[php|Tropics](http://www.phparch.com/tropics) last week was excellent, and I'm
not even sure where to begin for a recap. I started journaling while there, but
found I simply did not have enough time (or bandwidth — my one complaint about
the conference) to keep up.

The trip down was hellish. I'd lost my birth certificate, and was turned away at
the ticket counter due to improper documentation. I was able to reschedule for
several hours later, and had *just* enough time to go home, look futilely for my
birth certificate, and then run down to the town clerk office in Bolton to get a
certified and notarized letter proving my voter registration. Which got me on
the plane, but I still ended up having to sign a notarized affidavit of
citizenship before my final flight from Houston could take off.

The resort where the conference was held is called Moon Palace Resort, and is
one of a string of five or more 'Palace' resorts on the Mexican Riviera below
Cancun. The place is huge — there are two lobby areas, and each serves what
looks like a couple thousand rooms. You can't help but get exercise while there,
because there's simply so much ground to cover.

[Marco Tabini](http://blogs.phparch.com/mt/) gave the keynote, and kept it short
and sweet. To my mind, he covered one primary point: the PHP job market sucks
for pay. As he put it, why does an assembly line worker at Ford get paid
$35/hour, while the average PHP developer is paid $15/hour? This is not to
belittle the assembly line worker, but more to ask the question of whether or
not a PHP developer is inherently less skilled. Marco feels that the way to
boost PHP wages is to produce a standard educational corpus and licensing
program — and educate employers as to why someone who has taken them deserves to
be paid more. (I'm still not sure how I feel about his conclusions, but they're
certainly food for thought — as I'm not being paid much more than the PHP average.)

Rob and I skipped out on the first two sessions. To our mind, we weren't as
interested in them as other sessions, and we weren't going to have much free
time while there. We put on the swim trunks and took a stroll through the pool.
Yes, a stroll. I wish I could find a map that shows just how long and serpentine
the pool there is; you can easily get a good workout just going for a stroll in
the pool.

And strolling is thirsty business, so we strolled over to a swim-up bar. Now,
one excellent thing about the location is that the resort is an "all-inclusive"
resort — meaning that all food *and* drink is included in the price. So, we
ordered margaritas, since it was noon where we live. They were okay, a little
weak… and Rob noted that the bartender wasn't using anything off the top shelf.
"What do you think we need to do to get him to use the Sauza?" asked Rob, to
which I replied, "I think you just ask for it." So, next round, "Margaritas con
Sauza, por favor."

And so it goes.

Strolling also included the beach, a wonderful expanse of white sand overlooking
the azure water of the Caribbean. I spent a lot of time just sitting under
coconut trees staring out over the sea; I can see how tempting it would be to
retire on the Caribbean.

We started attending sessions that afternoon, and only missed one more over the
course of the conference. I did get some excellent information from a number of
sessions — but one thing in particular I got out of the conference as a whole is
how far advanced is the setup Rob and I have put together at NGA. Our web
cluster is almost as good as it gets without pouring money into commercial
databases and support (though [Ilia Alshanetsky's](http://ilia.ws/) web
acceleration session gave me a ton of information on tuning the relations
between php, apache, and the OS); we've standardized on PEAR and are using it
well; we're filtering data reasonably well (though we can always do better);
etc. I often feel like I'm behind the curve when it comes to our technology, so
the conference was a welcome boost to the ego.

On day 2, I ran into [Paul Jones](http://paul-m-jones.com/blog), with whom I've
emailed once or twice, and on whose blog I've commented several times. We
immediately started hanging out, and talking shop. Which began the other
important aspect of the conference: the social networking.

In day-to-day practice, I really only get to talk code and program with one
other person, Rob. This is fine, but it leads to a narrow exposure. Going to the
conference gave me a chance to go over code and coding philosophy with a larger
variety of people — my peer group, if you will. I got to see that, if you're not
working for a large corporation, you do the same shit I do every day —
programming, installing and tuning servers, help desk issues, everything; coding
in PHP is only one aspect of your busy life. It was actually refreshing to see
that I'm not alone.

A group of six of us got together that second evening, and ate out at one of the
'restaurants' (there are several eateries at the resort; not really restaurants,
'cause you don't have to pay, and they're all buffets) overlooking the
Caribbean. As we were talking, we commented on how the networking amongst each
other was probably the best part of the conference — and how it would be nice if
the speakers would deign to join us.

Ask and ye shall receive. Later that evening, as we stood around the 'swing bar'
(a little tiki bar with swings instead of bar stools, out on an island of the
large, serpentine pool), we were gradually joined by speakers, including Marcus
Boerger, [Wez Furlong](http://netevil.org/),
[Derick Rethans](http://www.derickrethans.nl/), and
[Lukas Smith](http://blog.backendmedia.com/). We had some great discussions that
started devolving in indirect proportion to the amount we drank (well, not
really devolving, but certainly migrating to other non-coding topics…)

Unfortunately, Rob and I had to cut out around 11:30, as we were taking the
[Zend Certification Exam](http://www.zend.com/store/education/certification/zend-php-certification.php)
at 8 the following morning. I quit drinking between 9:30 and 10… Rob had not, so
he got to do the exam with a hangover. All in all, I found the exam less
difficult than the study guide, but certainly full of tricks meant to foil you.

The final evening had a similar conclusion to the night before, only with even
more participants, including [Jason Sweat](http://blog.casey-sweat.us/) and
Ilia. This time there were no exams to follow, and we stayed up until 1:30 (and
later for some people).

Looking back, I see I wrote very little about the actual conference — which
seems odd, as it was the central event. There were certainly some excellent
presentations, and a lot of great material — much of it I have not been able to
find elsewhere. Hopefully I'll find some time to blog about it in the coming
weeks.

I didn't take many pictures, and I need to get a gallery going anyways. Rob,
however, took a ton of pictures and put them up on his site each day. You can
view them at [his gallery](http://riggen.org/gallery/); I'll put direct links to
the individual galleries later.

So, if you get a chance, attend the next PHP conference you can possibly afford,
and spend as much time as possible getting to know your fellow PHP code monkeys;
the benefits are, to use an oft-used marketing phrase, priceless.